The Little Kid at My Home

一 沁 供稿

The Little Kid at My Home

家有萌娃

一 沁 供稿

Dad: How do you put an elephant in the fridge?

Kid: Open the door, put the elephant in, and close the door.

Dad: How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?

Kid: Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.

Kid: Daddy, why do I have to go to bed?

Dad: Because the bed won’t come to you.

Kid: Mom, does God go to the bathroom? Mom: Why? My child.

Kid: Today in the morning, I heard papa said, “Please God, let me go to the bathroom...”

A three year old walked over to a pregnant[怀孕的]lady, while waiting with his mother in the doctor’s office.

He inquisitively[好问地]asked the lady, “Why is your stomach so big?”

She replied, “I’m having a baby.”

With big eyes, he asked, “Is the baby in your stomach?”She said, “He sure is.”

Then the little boy, with a puzzled[困惑的]look, asked, “Is he a good baby?”

She said, “Oh, yes. He is a real good baby.”

With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked, “Then why did you eat him?”