心脏移植

A man needing a heart transplant is told by his doctor that the only heart available is that of a sheep.

The man finally agrees and the doctor transplants the sheep heart into the man.

A few days after the operation， the man comes in for a checkup.

The doctor asks him “How are you feeling？”

The  man replies“Not B-A-A-A-A-D！”

有一名需要心臟移植的男子被他的医生告知，唯一可用的心脏就是一只羊的心脏。

这名男子最后同意了，医生就将羊鹃心脏移植到这名男子身上。

就在手术后几天，这名男子前来接受身体检查。

医生问他：“你现在感觉怎么样呀？”

这名男子回答说：“还不错、错、错、错、错。”