耳朵后面可以种土豆

妈妈语录

Just wait till your father gets home.

等你爹回来再收拾你。

What if everyone jumped off a cliff? Would you do it, too?

别人干什么你就干什么啊?要是别人都去跳崖,你去不去?

If you don't eat those, you will stunt your growth.

不吃这个你怎么长得大?

Don't eat those, they will stunt your growth.

别吃这些对长身体不好的东西。

Don't put that in your mouth; you don't know where it's been!

别把不知道哪来的东西放到嘴里!

You have enough dirt behind those ears to grow potatoes!

你耳朵后面的土都可以用来种土豆了!

Because I said so.

我说怎样就是怎样。

Because I'm your mother that's why.

我是你妈,这就是为什么。

If you fall out of that tree and break you leg, don't come running to me.

如果你从树上掉下来摔断了腿,别跟我这哭哭啼啼的。

女儿回话

I may not often say it, but I do love you.

我也许并不常挂在嘴上,但我真正爱您。

To the world's number one mom!

献给世界上最好的妈妈!

Thank you for everything over the years, mom.

妈妈,谢谢您这些年来所做的一切。

I may not be angels all of the time, but I do appreciate what you do.

我也许不是一直都像天使那样乖巧,但我确实感谢您的教诲。■