鸡飞狗跳的校园生活(一)

鸡飞狗跳的校园生活(一)

What's Going on at school (1)

Joe: What’s the king of all school supplies[学习用品]?

Moe: I don’t know. What?

Joe: The ruler.

Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning. Class: Hooray[万岁]!

Teacher: And we will have the other half this afternoon.

Stevie: Hey, Mom, I got a hundred in school today!

Mom: That’s great! What in?

Stevie: A 40 in Reading and a 60 in Spelling.

Mom: What did you do at school today?

Mark: We did a guessing game.

Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam.

Mark: That’s right!

Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula[化学式]for water?

Donald: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O.

Teacher: What are you talking about?

Donald: Yesterday you said it is H to O注.

注：水的化学式是H2O。