Jokes

Sunset

Father： This is the sunset my daughter painted. She studied painting abroad， you know.

Friend： Ah， that accounts for it！ I never saw a sunset like that in this country.

日 落

父亲：这幅《日落》是我女儿画的，你知道，她曾在国外学过画画。

朋友：啊，怪不得！我在本国还从来没有见过这样的日落。

Too Dark to See

After supper， the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests. At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV， “Honey， go see if the kitchen light is on or not？” After a while， her son returned and said， “Ma， the kitchen is so dark that I cannot see it at all.”

太黑了看不见

晚饭后，父亲和母亲都忙着和客人玩麻将，这时母亲忽然想起点事情来，便对正在看电视的儿子说道：“宝贝，去看看厨房里的灯是不是还开着呢？” 过了一会儿，儿子回来说：“妈，厨房里太黑了，我根本就看不见。”

The Plural Form of Child

Teacher： What is the plural of man， Tom？

Tom： Men.

Teacher： Good. And the plural of child？

Tom： Twins.

孩子的复数形式

老师：汤姆，“男人”这个词的复数形式是什么？

汤姆：男人们。

老师：答得好。那“孩子”的复数形式呢？

汤姆：双胞胎。

How Do I Get the Gum Out？

Distributing chewing gum to the passengers， the stewardess explained it was to keep their ears from popping. When the plane landed， one of the passengers rushed up to her and said， “I'm meeting my wife right away. How do I get the gum out from my ears？”

我怎么把口香糖取出来？

当女乘务给乘客们发口香糖的时候，她解释说口香糖有助于他们防止耳鸣。飞机着陆后，一位乘客跑到这位乘务面前，说道：“ 我马上就要见到我妻子了。我怎么才能把口香糖从耳朵里面取出来呢？”

Waste or Save

Father： Oh， Jack， you have slept away the whole morning. Don't you know you are wasting time？

Jack： Yes， Dad. But I've saved you a meal， haven't I？

浪费还是节约

父亲：噢，杰克，你又睡了一上午。难道你不知道你這是在浪费时间吗？

杰克：我知道，爸爸。可我还给您节省了一顿饭呢，是不是？